Leafs get the big donut

Here's a newsflash - the Leafs lose again. These jabronies not only lost, they didn't even score. A 1-0 loss to the lowly Buffalo Sabres. Even a few second graders and a dog could beat Buffalo. Even a few dogs and a first grader could beat Buffalo. But then again, a bunch of crippled, blind puppies could beat the Leafs. I didn't watch the game, therefore I didn't have to gouge my eyes out with a rusty nail. But I do have a few guesses as to why the Leafs lost:

1) We played the game blindfolded
2) We played without hockey sticks
3) All the Leafs were replaced with cardboard cutouts - no wait, that couldn't be, because the cardboard cutouts would probably be faster and more exciting to watch.
4) The Leafs decided to stay in lovely downtown Buffalo and didn't show up for the game, thereby losing by default
5) The Leafs won the opening faceoff, and knowing that things would only get worse, left the ice immediately after


And the reason that Buffalo only scored one goal on us? Buffalo was probably laughing too hard to skate after scoring and seeing how crappy the Leafs were

Looking forward to the next humiliating loss boys - good job.

Go Leafs Go, and take the Argos with you.